WELCOMe!

What’s up, growmies! 👋 I’m Novacotton. If you see the blue suit and black visor, you know you’re in the right place for the weird, funny, and scientific side of growing cannabis O_O

I built this space for real growers. That means zero hype and absolutely no gatekeeping. We do hands on experiments, share honest results, and embrace a lot of chaos along the way. I spend my time testing out nutrients, dialing in environments, and messing with new setups so you don’t have to risk your own harvest figuring it out 😅

Whether you’re tuning in for AutoPot hacks, wanting to understand plant science without needing a chemistry degree, or following along with my Grow With Me series from seed to harvest, there’s a spot for you here. Expect a mix of real education, skits, random thoughts, and definitely an existential rant or two about soil microbes.

If you love plants, comedy, and raw honesty, hit subscribe and join the mission. Let’s keep learning, laughing, and growing together.

Keep on Growing O_O ✌️

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